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The Idiot Guide to Caloric Allotment - A MM Hook-up

After the monumental shit storm that 2020 was, it's difficult to imagine that times could get any weirder. HA HA FUCKING HA! 2021 was one...

If It's Not Broke Don't Fix it | The MM Guide to Keeping Shit Simple

Well if it hasn't been about a minute. Admist the prep brain leveling my mental capacity to that of a... Ironically, I've just sat here...

The MM Guide to Surviving University & Staying Swole

"You know that when you go to uni, you're going to have to drop the gym thing, right?" Words that I will never forget. Not because I...

Metabolic Mechanic | A Not So Safe Learning Environment

Right. Three posts in and we're at a point where I'm pretty sure that most of you are wondering if you're ever going to receive an iota...

So You Can't Get Huge? | The Mechanic's Input

"Hey bro, I really want to put on some size..." , usually followed up by some long and elaborate story of a flawed (and more often than...

I Train Therefore I Am - A Hard Pill to Swallow

Life has a strange way of making us grow up by showing us how shit it can get in increasing doses of shittiness. Unofficial rights of...

Metabolic Mechanic | Welcome to My Workshop

Despite starting this in an era where I would typically be staring at you from the other side of a camera lense, welcoming you to my...