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The Idiot Guide to Caloric Allotment - A MM Hook-up
After the monumental shit storm that 2020 was, it's difficult to imagine that times could get any weirder. HA HA FUCKING HA! 2021 was one...
Sep 17, 20210 min read
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If It's Not Broke Don't Fix it | The MM Guide to Keeping Shit Simple
Well if it hasn't been about a minute. Admist the prep brain leveling my mental capacity to that of a... Ironically, I've just sat here...
May 20, 20214 min read
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The MM Guide to Surviving University & Staying Swole
"You know that when you go to uni, you're going to have to drop the gym thing, right?" Words that I will never forget. Not because I...
Apr 17, 20215 min read
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Metabolic Mechanic | A Not So Safe Learning Environment
Right. Three posts in and we're at a point where I'm pretty sure that most of you are wondering if you're ever going to receive an iota...
Apr 2, 20212 min read
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So You Can't Get Huge? | The Mechanic's Input
"Hey bro, I really want to put on some size..." , usually followed up by some long and elaborate story of a flawed (and more often than...
Mar 27, 20214 min read
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I Train Therefore I Am - A Hard Pill to Swallow
Life has a strange way of making us grow up by showing us how shit it can get in increasing doses of shittiness. Unofficial rights of...
Mar 19, 20214 min read
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Metabolic Mechanic | Welcome to My Workshop
Despite starting this in an era where I would typically be staring at you from the other side of a camera lense, welcoming you to my...
Mar 10, 20212 min read
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